I hope the new Macbook Pro is

10 times lighter
10 times faster
10 times cheaper

I hope it runs on nuclear fusion and powers my home. I hope it solves world hunger and makes me smarter. I hope it floats, I hope it weighs negative 10 KGs, I hope it gives me inner peace, I hope it ends hunger for everyone on the planet, I hope it takes care of global warming, I hope it replaces greed with love, I hope it comes out soon.